Then you start to thinking about how you first need to sign up for one of those free web sites, ok I can do that you say. Then you start trying to figure out now how do I design my new web site, ok it's getting a little more complicated. Some web sites even give you web page building tools or software, but you gotta learn how to use them, right!!
Then you think ... just how the hell do I get the pictures from my camera, into my computer, then uploaded to my new web site, then do I want to show everyone really big pictures that will take many minutes for each one to load or little tiny pictures that will load quickly but then the people viewing them will miss out on a lot of the detail, right!! OR, is there a way to have a good compromise??
Well folks, do I have an idea for YOU!! Yes, I do!! Let me do all the work for YOU and you can take all the credit. How's that sound to you??
Ok, here's my offer and it's 'FREE'!! You send me your text (wordings) preferrable typed not hand written, so that I get every word right and any pictures that you want to have shown own your new web page, ok!! They can be big/little or b/w or color!!
I will then scan all of your pictures into my computer, add all of your own words, build a simple web page (click on links below for examples), designing it the way I think will not only look good, but will load fast, send you the URL to YOUR NEW Web Page so you can check it out and offer any comments for changes and then just start showing off the new YOU, eh!! You pretend that you have joined the 'geek' crowd and your family, friends and even enemies will think you're on the 'fast track' of the Internet happenings, eh!! ;-))
IF, you want something more elaborate then I will try to build what you think you want, by you telling/showing me examples and I'll send you 'templates' for your approval with my own suggestions for your approval. My normal rate for doing 'special' web designing will be charged at $55 per hour and depending on how many pages you want, my hosting fee will start at the minimum of $15 per month. Please note: If you sell something/anything with these 'FREE' web pages, I would appreciate a 'commission' that we can talk about and agree upon, to help pay for my time & effort, eh!! OR you may pay me a monthly 'fee' for hosting until the item is sold, like if you're selling a car, truck, motorcycle, boat, etc!! Either way you'd come out ahead of the game, than if you hired a professional webmaster to do all this work for you, including the purchase of a 'domain name' and paying for regular hosting services, eh!! '-))
IF you want to carry this a bit further and make things more permanet, then I'll suggest signing up with my web hosting company and they even give you a free domain name for the 1st year too. This way you don't have to put up with using my domain and with a link to your page. Something to think about and we can talk about later.
Later, Bill 'Viper' Keef ~ Webmaster
P.S. ~ Just remember that all I'm giving you here is just the very basics of what YOU and I can do, so if you have any questions or ideas, please feel free to offer them too.
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